
i snapped this photo at a freelance catering job i did a few months ago in a house on the upper east side. this little redhead 8-year-old was teasing me--asking for photos then running away. something about this image makes me love life....
i used to be the docent in this amazing art class, which means i was a helper. now that i'm the exalted teacher's assistant, i realize what an overachieving docent i was (surprised?). docents come each semester and they go. but only until jakob came this semester did anyone measure up to the advanced level of genuine ass-kissing, bending-over-backwards, and intuiting-my-every need that i did. and now i understood why everyone loves me."she will be missed greatly around here. these halls will just not be the same without her stellar fashion sense & broad smile. i'm considering dropping out....", remarked one student dressed in black and carrying vigil candles.
police were sent in when overzealous students blocked her exit.
okay, if you want to read the real story, it's here.