pete: you can use some rusty washers from my personal stash...
boss: you have a stash of rusty washers?!
pete: of course. when i'm out walking i just can't help myself from picking them up off the ground when i see them.
boss: you've got problems.
me: ...and you're one to talk, mr. dead dog!
boss: so i own a couple of dead dogs....so what?