runners up: how the hell did deer antlers end up in my recycling can?, was there a deer on diamond street, shot from an apartment window? did one of the bearded hipsters so plentiful in williamsburg decide to wander over and do more than look the part, but take up hunting? does the weekly snow also come with reindeers?! oh, and since we're in greenpoint, was this deer polish?
oh, so many things to wonder.