today i got a nice little card in the mail from victoria's secret. how nice. they're giving me a gift.
come in and redeem your free panty they say.
panty.
i take offense to this word. panty.
especially in the singular form--it's so skeevy. panties is gross and prissy still. but panty? seriously? i imagine threadbare jockey underware double the size of my head. dull peach.
since when is panty a victoria's secret kind of word? since when does panty make you feel sexy? hey babe, i just got a new panty at victoria's secret--don't you want me now?
some words should just be banished from our vocabulary on the grounds of the shivers they send up my spine. panty, you can go take a hike in the woods and get lost! and you know what? take spore with you too.
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And just what would you call it???
Aunt Sudz
underware?
We call 'em panties in this house! :)
I am with you! Panties creeps me out to. How about underwear, or even undies?
That word can join my list of dislikable things, for example, mayonnaise and eggplant.
Kitty, I think ranting about things such as underwear is a sure-fire way to get your readership commenting!
I like "pantaloons."
or then there was abbey of santa cruz who got us all saying 'chonies'.
Grandpa Saint used to call them "drawers" I assume the spelling is the same One drawer for each leg I guess...who knows!
Aunt Lizard
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